Monday, November 5, 2012


"...foul line extended left."
"...dribbles the ball between the circles."
" of the key."
"...around and OUT!"
and my favorite:

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The Loud Nurse

I haven't had 10 links for a while. I expect to have them by next Tuesday. Instead I've got a story that's somewhat timely that I figured I'd post before it's too old.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Hard To Call This Studying

I've been posting less which theoretically means I've been busy. If you're interested in how things are going with Improv study I'm in the Second City Conservatory currently. One of my classmates, John Delton, has been recording our progress. You can find his blog here. I've listed a link to each week's recap below and the last 2 include mentions of my work as well as a picture of our group.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

The Tuesday Ten for 7/10 - All Star Links

It's a special list of baseball related links in honor of the all star game. These links promise not to rhyme tailor with sailor. Oh wait, that's not it...

Monday, June 18, 2012

Short History of Cubs Cheers at Wrigley Field

I went to the Cubs-Red Sox game on Saturday which reminded me of the history of cheers at Wrigley Field. That's how my mind works, let's not try to explain it.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Tuesday Twenty - Spring Training Links

The Tuesday Ten took a few days off to be bitter. But now it's back and promises to identify you if you ever play in a spring training game. While it was gone it grew twice as big.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Misplaced Songs - 04/14/12 - "Circle Sky"

This edition of misplaced songs features an inorganic band trying to make a hit out of a song multiple times.

Monday, March 26, 2012


It probably would've been easier if I had just said I was a career doorman.

Monday, March 12, 2012

All She Wrote

Just substitute "text" for letter and as far as I know there are no lovers or love involved.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Wednesday, February 29, 2012


He was the cute one. In the show, the girls usually fell for him, except for that time someone fell for Peter and the other time Julie Newmar fell for all of them. He was Davy Jones and he passed away today.

The Tuesday Two - Oscar Leap Links

Only 2 links this week due to insufficient source material. These links promise not to ask what movie is in you.

First, Billy Eichner harasses the people of New York in this Oscar preview.

Second, Jerry's birthday is on Leap Day. Here is a video tribute to all things Jerry from Parks and Recreation. Oddly enough, I never aspired to be a rappist.

That's all for this week. I'm going to spend the next week trying to avoid sticking my right leg out of the slit in my dress.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Favorite Songs of 2011

Last year I split this list into 2 parts but this year it's only one. This is because I was less influenced by the top 40 than last year so the list of songs is much shorter. It's like an 11points list! Except it's not 11 items nor are they ranked, so it's not like an 11points list at all. I'm dumb.

Monday, February 13, 2012


What I thought while first hearing the chorus of "I Wanna Dance With Somebody":

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Tuesday Ten for 1/24 - Paired Links

I suppose that's better than impaired links. In any case, the Tuesday Ten promise not fumble any punt returns in their championship game.