1. I'm really surprised more people don't make it hail.
2. I particularly love this one because it's near my neighborhood.
3. I'm considering changing the name of my wifi.
4. I wonder if Burt has a giant ladle I can use with this.
5. Must be one of them fancy lattes.
6. These plagues can be so difficult.
7. He doesn't need any stinking...
8. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
9. Video time (I know, you were expecting 2 more Lamebooks) - this is the method I use to get the attention of librarians.
10. It helps a little bit if you've seen the show but this works even without that.
Until next time, when I try to avoid being chased by a bull.