Saturday, December 24, 2011

Christmas Songs To Play Loudly While Wrapping Presents

If you're tired of listening to the same old Christmas songs like "The Little Drummer Boy", "The Twelve Days of Christmas" or even "Wonderful 'I just got a new synthesizer' Christmastime" every year here are some relatively new and not so new songs that might be an alternative.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

No Tuesday Ten - Where Wishes Go To Eat

No Tuesday Ten today because I was out tonight and don't have time. I should probably mention I'm out of the country* and headed to bed. But, first, something that amused me...

*Please don't burgle me

Friday, December 9, 2011

Misplaced Songs - 12/9/11 - "Other 99"

There's a movement afoot. You may have heard of it. It's called "Occupy Wall Street." We provided banks with money and all they did was get richer. Meanwhile, all across the US there are a slew of 13 year olds saying "Hey! How about you occupy my pants!"

Funny thing about the Occupy movement. They have a theme song and they don't realize it.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Tuesday Ten for 12/6 - Chicken Links

The Tuesday Ten promise that they've actually seen a chicken.

1. I never realized Sarah Bernhardt was such a versatile author.

2. I hate it when my ants get greedy.

3. I bet a bunch of people wish they could've yelled at Ang Lee. I would like to for starting the "everyone in movies can fly" movement with Crouching Tiger River Liquor (you may know this movie by a different title.)

4. They do.

5. I'm a big fan of made up categories with long titles.

6. In case it wasn't clear.

7. This is ridiculous but I've looked at it at least 3 times today and it still makes me laugh. I bet Alanis Morissette doesn't find it the least bit funny.

8. It would be cool if fast food restaurants and movie theaters started selling "diabetes-sized" drinks.

9. Video time: This features my old friend Vanessa Bayer. I like this because I'm ten years old.

10. I may have linked to this before but, if I did, this is a way better clip than the earlier one - yes, it's the Arrested Development chicken dances.

I got a request on Facebook so I'll try to accommodate that on Friday. Meanwhile, I'm glad I have no use for the "Me Time" mattress.