What I thought while first hearing the chorus of "I Wanna Dance With Somebody":
"Ok, I'll dance with you. Sounds like you're kind of lonely. If you need someone to dance with, I'm up for it."
"I'm often told I feel warm. That may work for you."
"I already said I would. Anytime you're ready."
"What?! No, I mean, I like you, but love's a strong word. And that's terribly misleading and narrows your domain of potential dance partners considerably. You could've mentioned that first. Bitch."