JD

"...foul line extended left."
"...dribbles the ball between the circles."
"...top of the key."
"...around and OUT!"
and my favorite:

The Loud Nurse

I haven't had 10 links for a while. I expect to have them by next Tuesday. Instead I've got a story that's somewhat timely that I figured I'd post before it's too old.

The Tuesday Ten for 10/9 - More Lame Links

These links promise not to throw change at you.

The Thursday Ten for 10/4 - Feuding Links

Back from the dead, these links promise not to engage you in any debates.

The Tuesday Ten for 9/4 - No Video Links

These links promise not to snitch on you if you don't mention that they're nearly two days late.

The Tuesday Ten for 8/28 - All Video Links

Lots of videos this week. These links promise not confuse walking on the moon with like a hurricane.

Hard To Call This Studying

I've been posting less which theoretically means I've been busy. If you're interested in how things are going with Improv study I'm in the Second City Conservatory currently. One of my classmates, John Delton, has been recording our progress. You can find his blog here. I've listed a link to each week's recap below and the last 2 include mentions of my work as well as a picture of our group.

The Tuesday Ten for 8/14 - Is it Over Links

These links promise not to cut away from your favorite artist during the closing ceremonies.

The Thursday Ten for 8/9 - Olympic Links

These links promise to be happy they won an Olympic medal.

The Tuesday Ten for 7/31 - Videotape Links

These links promise to not go on vacation ever.

The Tuesday Ten for 7/17 - Moon Landing Links

These links promise not to fake anything, ever.

The Tuesday Ten for 7/10 - All Star Links

It's a special list of baseball related links in honor of the all star game. These links promise not to rhyme tailor with sailor. Oh wait, that's not it...

The Tuesday Ten for 7/2 - Links for Dummies

These links promise to read the entire ruling before reporting on it.

The Tuesday Ten for for 6/19 - Relative's Day Links

These links promise not to bother any snakes.

Short History of Cubs Cheers at Wrigley Field

I went to the Cubs-Red Sox game on Saturday which reminded me of the history of cheers at Wrigley Field. That's how my mind works, let's not try to explain it.

The Tuesday Ten for 6/12 - Trying On Links

The Tuesday Ten returns. These links promise not to try on weird things while in the store.

No Tuesday Ten - Cubs, Sox, Bulls and Other Random Thoughts for June 5th

After 2 weeks, I still don't have 10 links for a Tuesday Ten so you're stuck with my random thoughts.

The Tuesday Ten for 5/22 - Immortal Links

These links promise only to protest at the agreed upon time and place.

The Tuesday Ten for 5/15 - Pretend Links

These links promise not to sneeze on your food before serving it.

The Tuesday Ten for 5/8 - Practice Links

These links promise not to buy a bad smelling candle.

The Tuesday Ten for 5/1 - Dog Links

These links promise not to dress in blackface.

The Tuesday Ten for 4/24 - Millionaire Links

The Tuesday Ten is happy to return after being away to be alone with its thought.

The Tuesday Ten - Dictator Links

These links promise not rile up your local fan base while being facetious.

The Tuesday Twenty - Spring Training Links

The Tuesday Ten took a few days off to be bitter. But now it's back and promises to identify you if you ever play in a spring training game. While it was gone it grew twice as big.

Misplaced Songs - 04/14/12 - "Circle Sky"

This edition of misplaced songs features an inorganic band trying to make a hit out of a song multiple times.

CCL

It probably would've been easier if I had just said I was a career doorman.

The Tuesday Ten for 3/20 - Born To Link Links

These links promise to do their best to answer your prayers.

The Tuesday Ten for 3/13 - Shaving Links

These links promise not to break up with you in a text message.

All She Wrote

Just substitute "text" for letter and as far as I know there are no lovers or love involved.

The Tuesday Ten for 3/6 - Lame Video Links

It's pretty much all Lamebooks and videos this week. If you're not a fan you may want to take the week off.

Davy

He was the cute one. In the show, the girls usually fell for him, except for that time someone fell for Peter and the other time Julie Newmar fell for all of them. He was Davy Jones and he passed away today.

The Tuesday Two - Oscar Leap Links

Only 2 links this week due to insufficient source material. These links promise not to ask what movie is in you.

First, Billy Eichner harasses the people of New York in this Oscar preview.

Second, Jerry's birthday is on Leap Day. Here is a video tribute to all things Jerry from Parks and Recreation. Oddly enough, I never aspired to be a rappist.





That's all for this week. I'm going to spend the next week trying to avoid sticking my right leg out of the slit in my dress.

Favorite Songs of 2011

Last year I split this list into 2 parts but this year it's only one. This is because I was less influenced by the top 40 than last year so the list of songs is much shorter. It's like an 11points list! Except it's not 11 items nor are they ranked, so it's not like an 11points list at all. I'm dumb.

The Tuesday Ten for 2/21 - Cruel Links

These links promise not to inadvertently swear at mom.

The Tuesday Ten for 2/14 - Valentine Links

These links promise not to be weird during an awards show.

Whitney

What I thought while first hearing the chorus of "I Wanna Dance With Somebody":

The Tuesday Ten for 2/7 - Super Links

These links promise not to berate your husband's teammates for dropping his passes.

The Tuesday Ten for 1/24 - Paired Links

I suppose that's better than impaired links. In any case, the Tuesday Ten promise not fumble any punt returns in their championship game.

The Tuesday Ten for 1/17 - War Horse Links

The Tuesday Ten promise to always set up your jokes.

The Tuesday Ten for 1/10 - Hungry Links

These links promise not to play a boring national championship game.

The Thursday Ten for 1/5 - In With The Old Links

These links promise not to drink too much champagne next new year's eve.